Todo sobre Rap!

Jelou, siento haberos dejado con este vacio al no escribir, pero entre el trabajo (gracias a Dios que tengo) y la universidad (no me preguntéis porque me matriculé, la culpa la tiene un amigo), el caso es que ayer sali por la noche...si la noche mas fria del año y voy y salgo, ole mis c....

Total estabamos tomando una cerveza en un bar, y en una pantalla de television, tenian puesto la MTV, pues salió el tipico rapero cantando, rodeado de tias mas o menos de buen ver, todo esto en una piscina, bebiendo cantando...en fin sabeis a lo que me refiero no?, como que no? bueno espera ver este video...



Os pongo este video...no tengo mas ganas de buscar, el caso es los dos nos dijimos, ¿no tenemos algun amigo asi, que nos pueda invitar a algo parecido...? el caso es que no, pero viendo viendos por "yutuve" me encontre con un video muy bueno, que te define, cual es la actitud de estos tios o por lo menos la que se deja ver en sus videos.



Aqui os pongo la traduccion:

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

Pero es que del mismo tio he encontrado otro video, que para mí, viene a demostrar, el estilo "gansta" o como se escriba, es decir raperos que van con pistolas y esas cosas que salen en la pelis, os dejo con el video y la letra.



....did you miss me.?
ahh ya.
what.? what.?
MC vagina up in this bitch.
2009..is the year i recorded this song.
still not loving police.
still got love for the vaginal crease.
player haters beware cuz...

Guns don't kill people. (uh uh)
i kill people..with guns.
Guns don't kill people (uh uh)
i kill people..with guns.

hey punk ass gangsters. what you lookin at.?
you think you can frunt with me,you better watch your back.
because i have alot of guns and i can shoot them good.
im a menis from scocity. a boy on the hood.
im invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible.
im invisible like..well im not really invisible.
im bad like the movie attack of the clones.
im dangerous. like a fire in a nursing home
..old people burning. old people burning. (put your hands up)
..old people burning. old people burning. (thats kinda messed up)
what.? what.?
you got a problem with this.?
maybe i should kick you inthe face with my fist.
because on top of guns, i know karate and nija stuff.
so if you come at me ill trip and ill suck your nuts...
i..i mean..ill punch your nuts!
sucking them would be gay and im totally not gay.
im all about V-A-G-I-N-A.
WHUTT.?

guns don't kill people (uh uh)
i kill people. with guns...POW!
gunas dont kill people (uh uh)
i kill people.with guns...POW!

if a guy messes with me..
i shoot him with my load.
all over his chest and face.
and down his throat.
cuz i dont give a fuck im crazy...
like Mel Gipson...no wait that just makes me sound racest...
listen.
i buy alot of expensive things because i have alot of money.
you cant afford expensive things because you dont have alot of money.
haha. you want these things but you can not afford them.
that means your not kool cuz your just a poor person.

stupid poor people. stupid poor people.
i have more money then you.
stupid poor people. stupid poor people.
you cant even afford food!

when i show woman my money.
they want to have sex with me.
and they always have orgasims because my penis is so big.
25 inches long.
and 12 inches thick.
im the Anthony Hopkins of cock.
the Albert Einstien of dick.
im the Beatles of cumshots.
the modes art of huge balls.
the Ann Frank of erections...
n..no thats inappropriate.

everybody knows that my rythmes are really tight.
like an extra large condom on my penis.thats right.!
my lyrics are like the movie the Sha Shank Redeption...
there really good.

guns dont kill people. (uh uh)
i kill people. with guns. POW!
guns dont kill people (uh uh)
i kill poeple. with guns. POW!

ive killed so many people that i dont even remember how many people ive killed.
but its probably around..7...thousand.
two thousand five plus four pennys.
representin the north side.
C to the ANADA bitch!

oh yeah. woman are actually good for four things.
coocking,cleaning,vaginas, and thier sister's vagina.

Yo me he partido, espero que esto no le haya sentado mal a nadie, sobre todo a las chicas.

Juan